_____________________
|                     |
|                     |
|                     |
|                     |
|    "Fellow Martians, a matter of
|     the GRAVEST CONCERN has just
|     been discovered. Our Terran
|     Research Survey Scouts have
|     learned that the Earth is..."
|____________ / ______|

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|                     |
|                     |
|                     |
|
|       "...about to be INVADED and
|        it's inhabitants ATTACKED by
|        a previously unknown, possibly
|          extra-solar species..."
|                      \
|_____________________| \
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|                     |
|                     |
|                     |
|   "These aliens seem to be capable
|    of materializing out of thin air, 
|    perhaps from some extra-galactic
|    base. They then attack the Earth
|    Terro-Proto-Beings with projectile
|    launchers, before their victims
|_ have an opportunity to defend themselves."                 
                   /
                \__/
            (\  (oo)
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              \/\__//
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|                     |
|                     |
|                     |
|
|       "We must decide whether to
|        intervene and save the Earth
|        carbo-sub-creatures, before
|        they are RENDERED EXTINCT!."
|                      \
|_____________________| \
                       \__/
                       (oo)
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                      \\__//
                       ||||
                       ||||
                      (_)(_)

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|                     |
|                     |
|                     |
|                     |
|                     |
|                     |
|                     | 
|                     |  "Engage the
|                     |  viewscreen."
|_____________________|  /
                       \__/
                       (__)
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|                 /)) |
|     /\     %%% / )) |  "Here you see the
|    /  \   )- %/  )) |   invader itself,
| <----{{{  \_ /   )) |   along with its
|    \  /   /||\__))  |   weapon, which is
|     \/    \|||      |   usually launched
|           (/ ))     |   at the posterior
|           | ||      |   musculo-area of
|         o__)_)      |  the helpless proto-
|_____________________|  Earth-creatures..."
                            /
                   (\ \__/
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