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                     "You'd THINK I could SIT
           _._.))     DOWN for just a minute..."
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         (_((. -~ .(_)_      |  |
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         /  \\___//  \/ /      :|
        / /)/     \(\  /'.    .'|
       / / |       | \/   '..'  |
       \ \ \_______/            |
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 "...Oh sure!... RIGHT!...
  And I can believe as much
  this as I like, huh?..."      |
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           \__| |__|            |
           (__) (__)            |
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 "...You mean you're for real?
  This can't be!... Oh please
  mister, I just can't believe
 it's true!... OHMYGOSH, OHMY!!"|
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            ((._.__             |
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          (_(  (. _)_        )  |
         (_((. -~ .(_)_      |  |
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         (___.~_~____)\ \    \__|
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         | |/     \(\  /'.    .'|
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           \__| |__|            |
           (__) (__)            |
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  "Yes sir!... And I DO thank
   you for calling... God bless
   you, young man!..Bless you!" |
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         \                      |
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          (_(  (. _)_        )  |
         (_((. -~ .(_)_      |  |
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         (___.~_~____)\ \    \__|
         /  \\___//  \/ /      :|
        / /)/     \(\  /'.    .'|
       / / |       | \/   '..'  |
       \ \ \_______/            |
        \ \/       \            |
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           \__| |__|            |
           (__) (__)            |
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        "Harold! Harold! A miracle has
         happened! Harold!... HAROLD!"
                     /
                    /
   ///_    ((._._(
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                      "Get up off that couch, you old
                       fool! Pack your suitcases!I've 
                       just won the TEN MILLION DOLLAR
                         PUBLISHERS' CLEARINGHOUSE
                              SWEEPSTAKES!!!"
                                   \
                                    \
                                    ((._.__
                                    (~   . .)
                                    (_(  (. _)
                              ///\ (_((. -~ ._)  /\\\
                              \ ~/ (\\(. ~. _._) \~ /
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|  |________________________\\\(____ |  / \  |
|  |                                 |  | |  |
|  |                                 | _( ) _|
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        "Why... why... I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
         Marge, we're RICH! Shall we go to
             Las Vegas, or Hawaii?"
                     /
            _____   /
           /     \/_     
          //\__(\_\          ((._.__
          |\ ~~ ~~|         (~   . .)
          //_O \O_ \        (_(  (. _)
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           \ ( O  /        (\\(. ~. _._)
         __/\  ~ /\__      (___.~_~____)
        /  \ \  / /  \    /  \\____//  \ 
       /    \/\/\/    \  /  /)/    \(\  \
      /   |    .   |   \/  /|        |\  \
     /    |    .   |    \  \|        |/  /
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      "I could care LESS where YOU go, Harold.
         I won the SWEEPSTAKES. You're just
             packing and getting OUT!"
                   /
                  /        _____
         _._.))         _\/  '  \
       (~.'.___)_        /  \  . \
      ( _/_   _\ )       |\\     | 
     (//( O _)O ):)     (\    . ;/)
      (_/\     /\_)       \_.___/
       (__\ O /__)      __/_____\__
       / \\ " // \     /           \
      / /_\\_//_\ \   /             \  
     / //   .   \\ \ /  |         |  \     
     \ \\__ . __// / |  |         |  |
      \ \       / /  |  |         |  |
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