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Subject: Dilbert Comic Strip!
Date: 6 Feb 1997 02:12:02 GMT
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 Hiyas all again,
    This time I've extended my Dilbert thingy to a whole strip!  If you
don't know Dilbert is a comic strip that satirises life in a big corp. 
You really should read some more if you've haven't seen Dilbert yet.  I
know this isn't orginal, I got it out of "Fugitive from the Cubicile
Police" a great Dilbert collection.  It even has the copyright stuff in
it! A true look alike:

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
M   My chair is broken and             M
M  |^^^^|the warehouse is        .     M
M  |(-OO|out of "engineer      __%     M 
M  |    ) / chairs."          ('';)    M
M  |____|                     /-  |    M
M  /    \\_                   #####    M
M  ||_| |\/                  ######    M
M  | || |                   #######    M
M  | || |                  ########    M
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
 � 1993 United Features Syndicate
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
M And since I'm...you know...          M
M empowered, I thought I might order   M
M a "Manager Chair" for the time       M
M           |^^^^|     being.          M
M         \ |-OO-|                     M
M           | () |                     M
M           |____|                     M
M           / /\ \                     M
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 
          By Scott Adams
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
M I've overstepped my                  M
M |^^^^| authority               .     M
M |(-OO| / haven't I?          \/%     M
M |    )                      ('';)    M
M |____|   Next you'll want - /o  |    M
M /    \\_ a screen door on   #####    M
M ||_| |\/ your cubicile.    ######    M 
M | || |                    #######    M
M | || |                   ########    M
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This looks like shit if your viewing it via AOL, or maybe some other ISPs.
 So, if it does look like shit and your using Win95 or 3.1 here's how you
convert it.  (I have AOL so this might be a little bias. If you have
something else it shouldn't be that difficult to figure out, considering
your reading this.)  When this window is highlighted (i.e. the bar on the
top isn't gray)  go to File|Save As.  Save the file where ever and then go
to your text viewer.  Select all the text and then change the font to
Fixedsys. It should look fine then.
       Alias: (My Dad told me never to give out my real name on-line sigh)
  
      -Mike "I learned all my legal knowledge from Dilbert" Rotch
             [Say it real fast. Snicker]
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#Visit Dilbert On-Line at http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/dilbert#
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PS:  The guy on the left is Dilbert (notice the 'tie') and the guy on the
right is the infamous boss.