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                                  Fall 1994
                   Edition of the Complete Guide to Cows!

                         Thank you David A. Bader...

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                            THE COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS!

                                    _______________
                           (__)    /               \ * OFFICIAL EDITION *
                           (oo)   ( COWS COWS COWS! )
      [Image]       /-------\/  --'\_______________/ * FALL 1994 ISSUE! *
                   / |     ||
                  *  ||----||     Edited by David A. Bader
                     ^^    ^^
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                         ____________________________
                        /  __________       ______   \
                       /   |  (__)  |       | ___ \   \
                      /    |  (oo)  |       | | |  |   |
                     /     |   \/   |       | |_|  |   |
                    (      |________|       |     0|   |
                     \             ______   |      |   |
                      \           / ____ \  |      |   |
                       \_________/ /    \ \_|______|___/============()
                                  |  ()  |
                                   \____/
                                 cow - ravan



                       *
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                  >______\       vv    vv
                  >---   |       ||----||  *
                    |    |       ||     | /
                  >_|_   |      /\-------/
                  >----/\|     (oo)

                      (oo)     (--)
                      (--) \ /
                            X
                           / \ (__)
                      (__)     (oo)
                      (oo)     |\/____<
               /-------\/      |   ---<
              / |     ||       |    |
             *  ||----||       |   _|_<
                ^^    ^^       \------<
                                \
                                 *




                      _`.
                      | |_.   |--|.
                      --O  \  O--'
                     / ' `\ /' `
                    /      X \
                    /__. ./_\\
                    | _`v'   `v'_
                    |'|-|    || |
                    |        |,--
                    |     /\ |
                    |    |  ||
             \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\





               (__)                                   (__)
             /   >>      ______                     /   ee      ______
            |  /\_|     |      \                   |  /\_|     |      \
            |  |___     |       |                  |  |___     |       |
            |   ---@    |_______|                  |   ---@    |_______|
            |  |   ----   |    |                   |  |   ----   |    |
            |  |_____                              |  |_____
       *_/\/|________|                       *____/|________|
       CompuCow Infected VDT Syndrom         CompuCow Just Before Asleep





       ----------------
     ::                ::
     ::    (_______)   ::
     ::   (  --  --    ::
     ::    \_          ::
     ::    / \   :     ::
     ::   /   \OO:\    ::
     ::  /         \   ::
       -----------------
         Moona Lisa                      Viva Cow Viva

                          /
                         /
                     (__)
                   o (oo)
              /-----\-\/
             / |     \|
            *  ||-----|
               ^^     ^
          Nelson Moo-ndela cow



          /===========\
         /   ^      ^   \
        (    O      O   )
        (               )
        (      \/       )
         \             /
          \---     ---/
              \   /
        /-------\/
       / |     ||
      *  ||----||
         ^^    ^^
     George Bush's Cow (Head to match ego)



       /-------\/
      / |     ||
     *  ||----||
        ^^    ^^
     Dan Quayle's Cow (Head to match brain)





                                    o
                                   / \
                                  (__)
                                  (oo)
                                 _ \/_    ?
                                /     \  /|
                                |\    |\/ |
                                | \   |   |
                                |     |\  |
                                |_____| * |
                                  v v     |
                              Papal bull



                                  (__)
                                  (oo)
                                 _ \/_
                                / | | \  /
                              / | | | |\/
                             /  | | | |
                                |_____|\
                                |_____| *
                                  v v
                          Cow giving homoo-lie



              {__}
              (oo)
       /-------\/
      / |     ||
     *  ||----||
     Cow with a perm



                     ||     ||
                     ||     ||
                     | ------|
                   |-|     ----
              *----|-------|  |
                           |0 0|
                           (  )
                     The Art of Tipping Cows



             -|- -|-
              |   |
              (o o)
       /-------\`/
      / |     ||
     *  ||----||
        ^^    ^^
     A Holy Cow.



                              (__)
                    __________(oo)
                   /|\`#   /| |\/
                  * |~\/\~< ^ |
                    |_'\~~/\_\|
                    ||VV---- ||
                    ||       ||
                    ^^       ^^
                       Krakow
                  (or a `Poled' Hereford)



                  |
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                   \
                    |
                   /
                  /
                 /
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                 \
                  |
                  |
             ^    | * ^
              \   |/ /
               \----/
               | oo |
             ^ | oo | ^
              \|    |/
               \-/\-/
                (--)
                (  )
        Cow-a-bungee, dude!





                                   ___________
                                   |    _    |
                     /\            |  _| |_  |
                  /\/  \           | |_   _| |
           /\   /___    \/\        |   |_|   |
     \    /--\/     \____--\       |_________|
        \/   /               \/\    |
         \/                     \  |
                         (__)     \|
                         (oo)         /)                 |/
                          \/   _____ /  )               / \
                         / \  /____-/---)--->           \_/
                        |   \/     /  )                (__)
                        |    |    /)                   (oo)
                        |____|                          \/----------\
                       / |  |                            | |       | \
                      /  |  |                            | |-----| |  *
                     *   |  |                            v v     v v
                         v  v
                Swiss cows who repeat a very old story for the celebration
                of the 700th anniversary of Switzerland.



                                               (___)
                                               (- -)
                                             // \ /
                                /-----------//   O
                               / |    ) ) )   |
                             _/  |    ) ) )   |
                                 |------------|
                                 |_           |_
                                 Annorexic cow...



               __
              |__|__                        (__)
              (oo)  //  O                   (OO)
       /-------\/  //                /-------/\
      / | Mets|---//                / |     ||
     *  ||----||  /                *  ||----||              (__) ||___||
        ~~    ~~                    ~~    ~~                (xx)/_______|
     Baseball Cow                Earthquake Cow             Road-kill Cow



               /\
              /  \                    /-
             /(__)\                  /     )__)                   {__}
             \(oo)/|                  \    (oo)                   {++}
       /-------\// |              /---------\_()          /*-----*/>/
      / |     ||/  *             /     |       |         /%      ||
     *  ||----||                |_/\______/\___|        *++COW----;
        ~~    ~~                  \/      \/             !!      !!
     College Graduate        Convertible Cow              C CowCow





                (__)  o                  (__)
                (oo)  o                  (oo)
     |\ /|     /-\/ o            /////////\/
     | V |----/   |             / ||||||||
      \          /\\           *  ||\\\\||
       \________/                 ==    ==
        Sea Cow                Skeleton Cow



     Base-cow-ball players

                                    /-\
            (__)      __            | |   (__)
            (oo)     |  )           | |   (oo)
          /--\/--\   |/             | |   /\/\
        /  |    |  \/                V__/ |/ |
       |   |    |                    |___/|__|
          ---  ---                   "   /    \
          | |  | |                      |      |
          | |  | |                      |      |   -------------
          catcher (cowtcher)            batter



                           (\_/)
                           (o o)
                           -\_/-
                          /    \
                         / (^v^) \
                       /          \
                      /  |-------|  \
                     \/\/\||---||/\/\/
                          ||   ||
                          ||   ||
                         ***   ***
                     BAT COW!!!!!



                    (^v^)
                     \v/
                     (  )
                     (oo)
                      \/
                   /------\
                  |        --------------
                  |        --------------
      ___________/         \_______________
     /_____________________________________\
     {OO  o     o      o     o     o     OO }
     {OO     o      o     o     o     o  OO }
     ------------------------------------------------------------------
                Cow-weit Forces



                          _____
                         | OLE |
          \        (__)  \/----
           \       (OO)
       /----\-------\/
        |    +    ||
        ||--------||
        ||        || Cow-rida
        ~~        ~~



                   ____       _  _
                  /          // //                    /
                 /    (__)  // // o _,  __  __.  _   /_  __  ,
                (____/(oo)_</_</_<_(_)_/ (_(_/|_/_)_/ /_/ (_/_
                       \/           /|         /           /
                                   |/         '           '
                                 Cowigraphy

                   . oo .
                   o\||/o
                    `()'
                    (*@)
                   (*@*o)                   (__)
                    (oo)                    (oo|
             /-------\/              /-------\  \
            / |     ||              / |     ||\__|
           *  ||--vv||             *  ||----||
              ^^    ^^                ^^    ^^
           Cowman Miranda            Cowifornia



              (__)
              (oo)
       /-------\/
      / |     ||
     *  ||----||          Wallenda's Cow
        vv    vv
     -----------------------------------

              (__)
              (oo)
       /-------\/       Wallenda's Cow tries
      / |     ||        a more difficult
     *  ||----|--<      exercice on the rope
        vv    v
     -----------------------------------



     *        (__)
      \       (oo)
       \-------\/       Wallenda's Cow tries
        |     ||        an even more difficult
     <--|-----|--<      exercice on the rope
        v     v
     -----------------------------------



                 (__)
                 (oo)
                 /\/       Wallenda's cow tries
           *    /  \__     an impossible thing:
            \  /   /\ \    it's the first cow
             \/   /  \ ^   standing on a rope
            v \  /    ^    ten meters over the
             \ \/          soil with only one leg!
              \/|          (and without any net!)
                |           v
     ----------------------------------------------------------------------



                 Wallenda's cow is the first cow
                 falling for ten meters in front
                 of hundreds of spectators...
                      (__)
        *_____________(oo)
           /           \/
      >----____________----<






              (__)
              (  )
       /-------\/
      / |     ||
     *  ||----||       Blind Cow
        ||    ||
        ^^    ^^





                   /)  \\
                  ( \  / |   __
                  |  \_ /__/   \- - - - -  - ~ ~ ~ ~ \\
                  /                                   |\\
                 ( *                         (         )||
                 |    ___       )             \        ; \\
                 (__/    \      /_              \      ]  (C
                          \   /  \_   _ _  _ _  \    /   &&
                          /| |                !\ :  |
                         \ | |                 ; |  /
                          \| |                 : | |
                          /..\                /./..\



       v###Compressed cow###v
     Same, transmitted over a serial communication line



     __________
     |NEW!    |
     |  (__)  |
     |  |oo|  |   Liophilized cows
     |   \/   |   (easy to sell).
     |Just add|
     | water! |
     |________|



     (__)
     |/o|   Pirate's cow, remaining with one eye.
      \/



       +-------+
       |FASHION|
       |       |
       | (___) |
       | (o o) |
       |  \ /  |
       |   O   |
       +-------+
     Cow-ver girl



               +
              / \
            (/ * \)
            |  *  |
             \___/
              (oo)
       /-------\/
      / |     ||
     *  ||----||
        HOLY COW



             ______
            |      |
            | (__) |    (cow-headset)
            ={(oo)}=
       /-------\/ /
      / |     || *  <---  "MOO MOO MOO, MOO MOO , MOO, MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
     *  ||----||
       COWntdown





                              \__/
                              (--)
                             __\/__
                             \    |\
                             |\   ||
                             | ^/ |^
                             \_oo_/
                              |  |
                              |  |
                              ^  ^
                          Pee Wee's Cow



                                (__)  __________
                                (- 0()__________() <---------
                         /-------\/
                        / |     ||
                       *  ||----||
                          ~~    ~~           Tycow Brahe (1546-1601)
                                           I don't want to, like, offend
                                         anybody, but are we comfortable
                                       . with Ptolemy (367-283 BC)? I
                                      .  mean, it's been over a thousand
                                (__) .   years since we had a new idea
                                 ??      on the solar system, and the
                         /-------\/      church needs a new heresy...
                        / |     ||
                       *  ||----||
                          ~~    ~~


                                            Cowpernicus (1473-1543)
                   /\
                   ||
                /------------------------\
               /_________________________ \      Well, I guess it beats
              /|    _    _                |\   thumb screws and the rack.
               |   |_|  |_|          .....|....Are you SURE you can't
               |              (__) .      |    spare a moment to look
               |              [..]        |    through my telescope??
               |       /-------\/    ---  |    Can I call at least call
               |      / |     ||    |   | |    Domino's?
               |    *   ||----||    |o  | |
               |        ^^    ^^    |   | |
               ----------------------------



                                            Cowlileo Cowlilei (1564-1642)
                                            (post-Inquisition Hearings)

                            (__)
                             oo      "Vielen Danke, Herr Brahe."
                     /-------\/
                    / |     ||
                   *  ||----||
                      ^^    ^^               Johannes Cowpler (1571-1630)



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                      /|          /|
                     /||         /||                ^
                    /.||        /.||                 ^ ^^
                   /..||       /(_||_)
            &nbs